My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”
im so awful
#star trek#space#the final horrible frontier#these are the stories of the starship Enterprise and her constantly put upon medbay#its five year mission#to keep these damn maniacs from horrifying death in the ass end of the universe#and to boldly smack jim kirk upside his fool head (via jabletown)
friendly reminder that!! self diagnosis is just as good as a professional diagnosis and saying that it isnt is classist and ableist uwu
I have cancer. Your post gave me cancer. That is my self diagnosis and will be sending you the million dollar medical bills shortly.
Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.