Single and ready to remain single for much longer
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
that’s not okay
"LOOK DIMITRI! WE ARE PLANE NOW!"
My ex-girlfriends disturbing sense of humor (Part 2)
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
Did someone say… chocolate?
WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE
- Oreo mousse
- Peanut butter cup brownies
- Ice cream ball fondue
- Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
- Brooklyn blackout cake
- Pomegranate and chocolate dessert
You’re welcome ~
I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU YOU WONDERFUL CREATURE
What looks like moss covering rocks is actually a very dense, flowering shrub that happens to be a relative of parsley, living in the extremely high elevations of the Atacama Desert in Chile. (Source)